I realize the title of this post makes me sound like an old fogey, but honestly, I don't know what is up with cartoons these days. Palmer isn't really into any cartoons yet. He does like Baby Einstein and will sit through about two minutes of Sesame Street, and like every child alive has an intense fascination with Elmo (in fact every cartoon or red object he sees is "Memlo") but that is about it. After watching some of these cartoons myself, I can't really blame him for not having any interest. There's the cartoons that feature characters with incredibly annoying voices, so annoying they make me want to claw at my ears. Included in this category would be Spongebob Squarepants (strangely enough I know many adults who love this raspy voiced cleaning supply), Ed, Edd and Eddy, and then there's the dog on Martha Speaks who surely must be voiced by a 90 year old woman.
Then there's the whole anime epidemic that has been sweeping Saturday morning television such as: Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh and Dragonball Z. I've never gotten anime, the picture is stagnant, the dialogue poorly written and the storyline usually don't make any sense. I am bewildered by people's adoration of it.
I'm also at a loss when I watch Word Girl. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for educational children's shows and I see merit in teaching vocabulary (World Word, Super Why and Sesame Street are about the only cartoons I can stand to watch with Palmer), but the humor in the show is extremely dry. I personally enjoy dry humor, but it is definitely an acquired taste, one that does not appear in individuals before the age of twelve. And then there is The Grim Adventures of Bill and Mandy, which not only has extremely dry humor, but humor that is also quite dark. Doesn't dark/morbid humor come along a little later into life and not during the innocence of childhood?
I'm just about ready to end my rant, but I have to bring up a few more ridiculous programs: Fairly Odd Parents, Dragon Tales (Org is another contestant for most annoying voice), and of course the so-repetitive-it-makes-you-want-to-bang-your-head-against-the-wall Teletubbies.
Sorry if I've offended any avid cartoon watchers. I guess I am becoming an old fogey because I just don't comprehend the appeal in today's cartoons. I can't help but miss the charm and simplicity of Looney Tunes, The Flintstones, Smurfs and Rainbow Bright.





